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Tales from Starbucks

Posted on 29 October, 2012 by jb

Some guy came in one time and said “I’ll take an Iced Americano no espresso”. Thinking he misspoke I said “no water?”. He said “I said NO ESPRESSO”. I replied “sir that’s just a cup of ice water”. Well as you all know “the other stores” do it all the time. I said do you mean decaf? He just stormed out. I still don’t know what he wanted.

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Romney to abolish FEMA

Posted on 29 October, 2012 by jb

Romney abolishes FEMA and thus doing basically says “Well, you shouldn’t have been living in Whicheverpoordysfunctionalstateyou’relivingin and if you think that the Federal Government and the rest of America’s going to help you, you’re nuts. Go fuck yourself”

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“You can lift it up any time you like…”

Posted on 28 October, 2012 by jb

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This is reason enough not to fly within Russia

Posted on 28 October, 2012 by jb

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Windfall

Posted on 28 October, 2012 by jb

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Romnesia

Posted on 27 October, 2012 by jb

“Romney actually claims he will lower taxes for everyone. At the same time he will increase defense spending, not cut Medicare or Social Security, keep most of Obamacare (while simultaneously repealing it) and somehow in the end he will decrease the deficit.

I don’t know what he’s smoking but I bet its illegal in the Mormon church.”

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