>Now, I don’t think that I have a particularly dirty mind, but this architect’s name did catch my eye….

If I were him, I think I might have been tempted to change my name.

To Bill.

Or George.

Any goddamn thing but Massimiliano

Here’s Johnny Cash on the subject, anyway.

And it does remind of going out for dinner with Isla and Bill to a fairly flash place which had chicken in aspic on the menu.

“Aspic?” says Bill ” That doesn’t sound very appetising”

“Would you eat ASpic, John? I think I’ll give it a miss. ASpic! Well, I’ll be blowed! I’ve never seen ASpic on a menu before…”

Accompanied by shushing noises, kicks under the table and venomous whispers of “Will you boys please behave?”