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Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley
Colorado

20 December 1975

John
What’s with you and those fucking birds???  Seven swans a-swimming.  What kind of God damned joke is this?  There’s bird shit all over the house and they never stop with the racket.  I can’t sleep at night and I’m a nervous wreck.  It’s not funny, so stop with those fucking birds.

Sincerely,
Agnes