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Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley
Colorado

22 December 1975

Hey Shithead
What are you?  Some kind of sadist?  Now there’s nine pipers playing.  And Christ, do they play.  They’ve never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning.  The cows are getting upset and they’re stepping all over those screeching birds.  What am I going to do?  They neighbours hve stared a petition to evict me.

You’ll get yours,
Agnes