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I used to work with an true idiot.

I have absolutely no idea a) who hired him and b) why they didn’t sack him, but we were stuck with him.

One tolerates idiots for a while, but continued cretinous behaviour takes its toll on even the most good-natured and we became openly critical of the fool’s shortcomings.

After an especially acerbic comment incorporating the words “piss-up”, “brewery” and “organise”, he countered with