Overheard at the supermarket checkout …

Little Old Lady: (to checkout guy) “You know, you’re a very handsome young man, and you can hold down a job. That’s a good thing.”

Checkout guy: “Thank you, ma’am.”

(The lady then chats in a very friendly manner to him. While she’s placing her groceries on the conveyor.)

Little Old Lady: “So, I think my granddaughter would be perfect for you. She’s just turned 19, she has a nice job of her own, and she’s pretty. You boys like redheads, right?”

Checkout guy: (dazed look)

Little Old Lady: “You really should meet her. I just know you two would be perfect for each other! I know these things! Would you like to meet my Linda?”

Checkout guy: “Ma’am, I’m gay.”

(The little old lady just blinks and smiles.)

Little Old Lady: “Okay, so you need to meet my grandson instead!”

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