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>Leaf peeping

> Now all you need is a forecasting module to let the innkeepers optimise their pricing structure…

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>Not being nasty, or anything…

> …but I’ve been wondering all along whom Michael Hartmann, the SPD candidate for Mainz in next week’s general election reminds me of. (That’s him on the right, by the way. Or is it the left. Not sure. The one … Continue reading

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>Private Eye

> Who else..?

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>Headline: Jackson’s breast under review again

> Oh, HER. For a moment, I thought they were dig up poor old Michael. But it just goes to show what a puritanically voyeuristic society America is, with adverts for condoms banned, but constant gratuitous tit (oops..) illation in … Continue reading

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>"H" as in "Humbug"

> New Zealand is nothing if not politically correct. The New Zealand Geographic Board has recommended that the city of Wanganui be renamed to Whanganui. This is, of course, nonsense on stilts. Given that the Maori language had no written … Continue reading

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>Too good to miss – Pink Floyd on the accordion

> A new hit. A new hero. He knows Tulibu Dibu language and sing many rock hits using that well known language.  Pissed, I can imagine. Sober, I can’t Bulgaria. Need I say more? Reminiscent of “Radar Love” by Golden … Continue reading

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>Another reason to buy an iPhone (As if I needed one…)

> This is what David Hockney does on his iPhone with Brushes All you need is $3.99 and endless talent. Think I’ll leave it for a while, then. Although I could probably come up with the $3.99. At a pinch.

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>Winston the Pigeon

> A Durban IT company pitted Winston, an 11-month-old bird armed with a 4GB memory stick, against the ADSL service from the country’s biggest web firm, Telkom. Winston the pigeon took two hours to carry the data 60 miles. In … Continue reading

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>Too cool

> Arthur Ganson makes the most excellent machines. This one takes a motor rotating at 212 rpm and via a series of 50:1 reduction gear sets (12 in all) reduces the final drive output to 1 rp2,000,000,000,000 years. The output … Continue reading

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>I’m very sorry about this….

> Private Eye, of course

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