Category Archives: Airheads

Romney to abolish FEMA

Posted on 29 October, 2012 by jb

Romney abolishes FEMA and thus doing basically says “Well, you shouldn’t have been living in Whicheverpoordysfunctionalstateyou’relivingin and if you think that the Federal Government and the rest of America’s going to help you, you’re nuts. Go fuck yourself”

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Why I don’t need Siri

Posted on 4 October, 2012 by jb
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So much for that, then…

Posted on 24 September, 2012 by jb

Apple’s OSX 8 claims to understand me to the extend that I can talk to it and it’ll transcribe my voice into text.  I’m writing this email by dictating into my pocket Thank you

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Are all bankers wankers?

Posted on 24 September, 2012 by jb

My bank here in Germany (Mainzer Volksbank) is really quite good. They don’t send me emails, offering me private banking  (in the mistaken belief that I have money, when it’s a WELL KNOWN FACT that Ms jb immediately recycles it … Continue reading →

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Incompentence? Manchester Airport!

Posted on 17 September, 2012 by jb

Manchester Airport is taking ineptitude and incompetence to almost professional levels. True story. They shunted the car rental outfits off-airport last week to their sparkling new Car Rental Village. “Good” I thought. “It’s always been a hassle trying to inspect … Continue reading →

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What to do if the Internet stops working today and you can no longer read this art

Posted on 9 July, 2012 by jb
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Mitt Romney was asked whether the US economy is recovering.

Posted on 26 June, 2012 by jb

“Well of course it’s getting better. The economy always gets better after the recession. There’s always a recovery. There’s never been a time anywhere in the world where an economy has never recovered” Er, Roman Empire?

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A friend of mine used to say….

Posted on 20 June, 2012 by jb

….”There are about 100,000 really smart people in America and they run the place” Which explains this little gem. In the mornings store staffers at the Apple Store use an iPhone leveling app called “Simply Angle” to precisely set each … Continue reading →

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This is what happens….

Posted on 6 May, 2012 by jb

….when the public sector gets involved in something they have NO IDEA about. The Nottingham County Council took over the organisation of Earth and Fire, one of the most significant ceramics markets a couple of years ago. You have to … Continue reading →

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“I thought stuff like this only happened in New Zealand”

Posted on 24 April, 2012 by jb

A few years back, we won the Motorway Lotto and our 8km bit of the A63 was widened from 4 to 6 lanes over the last year or so. “Excellent”, we all thought “Traffic joining the motorway doesn’t have to … Continue reading →

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