Category Archives: Bad joke alert

At the BEGINNING…?

And at the END I would hope. Oh. SHIFT! I read ….. Never mind…

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I know I shouldn’t do this…..

..but it was just so tempting. Williams-Sonoma in the North Shore Mall in Peabody, MA. “It says here ‘Manual’. Do you have an automatic version?” “You mean like with a motor? No, we don’t have that right now…”

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Never heard it called THAT before…..

Note for Kate: Not my idea…..

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No secrets…

“How old are you, mom?” “You’re not supposed to ask a lady her age. It’s not polite” “So what do you weigh?” “These are really personal questions. Lay off” “So why did you and Dad get divorced” “That’s NONE of … Continue reading

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Cousin Dave strikes again…

The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing “father’s details” 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am … Continue reading

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Pull my finger….er..touch my balls..

..and I’ll tell you the time.

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For the Formula 1 afficianados among us..

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I have nothing to add…

 

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“I was wondering….”

This is a true story. My uncle told me, so it must be true. He was sitting in a commuter train to London opposite a female punk with a technicoloured spiky Mohawk hairdo. It’s not the sort of thing you … Continue reading

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Adlof’s favourite beverage

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