Category Archives: Bloody hell

LPs I never bought

Posted on 10 October, 2012 by jb

Words fail me….

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Why I don’t need Siri

Posted on 4 October, 2012 by jb
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And Jews only live in Israel…….

Posted on 27 September, 2012 by jb

I have no idea where Americans get their news, but they can’t seriously believe that all Muslims live in Pakistan.. I mean, their President is a Muslim. Isn’t he?  

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Just don’t read it…..

Posted on 26 September, 2012 by jb

Ms jb’s come down with the dreaded Lurgi that’s been going around. (Infected me, but that’s not important..) Stayed at home for 2 whole days and then dragged herself down to Ms Quack who quarantined her for another 2 days … Continue reading →

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The greengrocers’ apostrophe is so yesterday

Posted on 16 September, 2012 by jb

Presenting: The greengrocer,s comma.* The same thing, you say? It’s like compearing [sic] apple’s with orange,s…… *Superfluous apostrophes (“greengrocers’ apostrophes”) Sign to Green Craigs housing development Apostrophes used in a non-standard manner to form noun plurals are known as greengrocers’ … Continue reading →

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Where’s the serpent?

Posted on 6 August, 2012 by jb

My (significantly older) cousin Ruth turns 65 today. Does a fairly good impersonation of Eve with the apple in the Garden of Eden, I think…. Cousin Dave is her thespian equal as Adam.

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The pensioner as a 21 year old sex kitten

Posted on 6 August, 2012 by jb

My (significantly older) cousin Ruth turns 65 today. Like wine, she has improved with age…..

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St George and the dragons

Posted on 13 June, 2012 by jb

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Captain Ahab and the Great White Whale

Posted on 19 April, 2012 by jb

Captain Ahab lauds the Great White Whale with a sympathetic article in Metro. Great White Whale misses the subtlety. Captain Ahab comes off second best. “No skin off my nose” he says ” No, wait…….”

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“Four stitches…..

Posted on 18 April, 2012 by jb

….broken nose bent most of the way back, hands pretty average.” Cycle Warrior David Slack tweets from North Shore Hospital

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