>Another day in Los Angeles. And all with an iPhone

Posted on 18 March, 2010 by jb

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>We used to have a dog….

Posted on 18 March, 2010 by jb

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…that scratched its ear, too.

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>Origin of the species

Posted on 17 March, 2010 by jb

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Ms jb’s lurking around the Origins store in the Manhattan Village Mall.

Despite having a really good tan, she’s looking for a bronzing cream.

“Not an EXTREME one” she says ” I don’t want to end up looking like an Indian. I mean, a RED Indian. Ohmygod, I’m SO sorry.”

“That’s OK” says the Origins consultant.

I think his name was Mr Singh…..

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>A day in Los Angeles. And all with an iPhone

Posted on 17 March, 2010 by jb

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>Well I’ll be buggered

Posted on 14 March, 2010 by jb

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A grissini lamp….

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>I’ll give you $52…

Posted on 9 March, 2010 by jb

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>Wholly Cow

Posted on 9 March, 2010 by jb

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Tom Andrews is a beef farmer from the Waikato who kills beasts, cuts them up and sells on the local markets.

The interview on Country Life is a true classic.

He’s telling the interviewer about his routine:

“Oh, I’ll rock on down there at 3, 4 o’clock”

An incredulous “In the morning…..?”

“Oh yeah, when I wake up….”

One of his kids is asked why they want to be a butcher:

“Well, I’ve always liked killing animals….”

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>On reflection…..

Posted on 9 March, 2010 by jb

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…I think this is rather successful

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>My secret plan

Posted on 8 March, 2010 by jb

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My secret plan is to rob a bank in Nelson.

I’ll use our 1997 silver Honda CRV.

When the police call goes out for the getaway car, you’ll hear this response from Trevor Plod:

“Can you be more SPECIFIC? I can see AT LEAST 10 of the darn things from where I’m standing!”

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>But only if your case is big enough….

Posted on 7 March, 2010 by jb

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