>This I need…Parrot AR.Drone

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>Baby Bingo.

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Not to be confused with Bullshit Bingo

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>Give your day a kick-start

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>What politicians don’t get…

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The FDP, Germany’s Centre/Liberal party was elected into the current coalition government on a platform of slashing subsidies and cutting taxes.

Fine with me, but I wish they’d thought it through.

As from January 1, the VAT/GST on accommodation has been halved to demarginalise the German hospitality industry vis a vis the neighbours.

And the hoteliers are going to pass the savings on to consumers.

Yeah right.

Why do hotels like Econolodge/Motel 6/Budgethost/Super 8 have neon pricing on their signs?

Correct – so that they can change prices at an instant.

Why do hotel chains use Dynamic Pricing?

Correct – so that they can change prices at an instant.

So if a hotel room costs – nominally – €100 pre tax and VAT is 20%, the room costs €120.

Cut VAT to 10% and the room costs….€120 because the chain will happily take the €10 on offer and thank-you-very-much.

And the consumer has NO IDEA what a hotel room costs at Hilton/Marriott/Hyatt because the room rates are up and down all the time like a whatsit’s knickers.

Week-end rate, prepay rates, don’t-like-the-shape-of-your-nose rates. Whatever.

“Actually, sir” they’ll say “the rate used to be €133 with VAT at 20% and we’ve now cut it to €120″

Just how stupid do they think we are…?

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>The things you find….

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Digging around in the back of what goes for a wine cellar around here, I found this.

Some misguided person gave it to me AT LEAST 15 years ago and it was put away as one of those “Drink on a special occasion” ones.

With a whole bunch of other similarly interesting ones.

Didn’t have much hope that it would have survived the interceding period in a  drinkable state, but it had.

Not as good as it probably was at some stage, but certainly a lot better than it was going to be un-drunk.

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>True Stories

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Thatcher is dining out with her Cabinet
Waitress:  Would you like to order, Prime Minister?
Margaret Thatcher: Steak, please.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Margaret Thatcher: Raw
Waitress: And what about the vegetables?
Margaret Thatcher: They’ll have the same as me…
Spitting Image, 1984
HT The Economist
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>A gentle stroll through the snow

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Not bad for an old bugger….

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>Now I know……

>… why they don’t give Senior Citizen discounts at concerts in the Cathedral.

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>The best reason to learn German

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If you ever needed a good reason to learn German, this could be it.

Manfred Lütz is a physician, theologian and psychotherapist.

He talks pure common-sense.

He was asked how many people in Germany have psychological issues and referred to a serious study which came up with a figure that represented 210% of the population.

“This” he said “is why we urgently need more immigrants” and carried on to say that around 30% of all people will have issues that need treatment at some time during their lives

Following the success of his recent book, he was asked why he’d wanted to write a best-seller.

“Well” he said “if I’d only wanted to write it for one person, I’d have written a letter”

More of the same here

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>Darwin Award Runner-Up 2009

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