The difference between Germany and New Zealand

DSCN0334The Gaustrasse in Mainz hosts Germany’s steepest (non-funicular) tram incline at a bit over 9%.

It also hosts a really good street festival in mid-July (i.e. today) which does involve a certain amount of nimbleness to avoid said trams, but it attracts hordes of people who rate the funky/hip/interesting/traditional shops that live there.

And everything’s just so laid back.

My friend Paul Bonna runs the Kaffee Kommune in the Breidenbacher Strasse.

Top-end espressi (no surprises there – he’s one of the top barista in Germany…), but he really outdoes himself with cold brew-based cocktails.

He gets a liquor license with no problems – none of this provincial New Zealand hooha about risk-management/crowd control/restricted areas for kiddies/outrageous fees/alcohol management plans

The plan should describe how you propose to deal with matters such as security, monitoring the crowd, interacting with local residents, and public health issues.”

Everyone just sits around, as cool as, no rowdiness, nothing.

They certainly – the cocktails, that is – certainly punched a kick.

This one was cold brew with tonic and vodka.

Now matter how how mush I tried, couldn’t gerrit in foocus

No idea how mush Paul poureddd in ther, but I shurely dint drove hime….

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Luck of the draw

Cedar City is a town in Utah, population of 20,000.

Staying at the Super 8 motel back in 1988, channel surfing, stumbled over a college  TV station playing Steve Earle.

Probably this video.

Bought Exit 0 next day and pretty much everything since.

Saw him in the Frankfurter Hof in Mainz in concert with his son Justin.

Watch him here

And here, so convincing as an addict in “The Wire”.

Read his back-story and you’ll understand why.

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Evidently the black sheep of the family….

Dear Friend,

With due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose . I have a business proposal which I will like to handle with you. $35 million USD is involves. But be rest assured that everything is legal and risk free as I have concluded all the arrangements and the legal papers that will back the transaction up. Kindly indicate your interest as to enable me tell you more detail of the proposal.

Waiting for your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr.Lincoln Bah Bah

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Happy belated July 4th.

Or is it Pearl Harbour Day….?

This happened in San Diego in 2012 – 15 minutes of fireworks in 15 seconds.

Shurely shome mishtake…

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Cakes I have known

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Ms jb’s raspberry torte.

Then there’s this one via Redditw1408

“My best friend loves swans so I made her a swan cake. She told me never to make her a cake again.”

But the best one is this – also via Reddit: The hedgehog cake

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“A friend of my girlfriend made a cake for her daughter’s birthday party. One of the kids started crying because it was so ugly.”

My friend Steve Fullmer has a cat that looks like this.

From both ends….

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So that’s how it works….

But why do I keep falling off on the way home from pub…?

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Restoration

   
    
 

 
My father-in-law – retired farmer – has a useful array of neglected agricultural tools.

I figured that I could use them, either here or at the cottage in New Zealand.

All you need is citric acid.

Cheap as chips, buy it anywhere.

Make a solution of 50gm of citric acid powder per litre, dump the rusty stuff  (Image #1) in and leave it in there for 24 hours.

After which it’ll look like Image #2 – rust at the bottom of the bowl

Wipe the grunge off and you’ve got Image #3.

Put a wire brush attachment on your cordless drill and it’ll take you no more that 5 minutes to having it look like Images # 4 and 5.

Some people spray the finished product with WD40, but I’ve been using Waxoyl for over 40 years. 

Penetrates crevices, neutralises any rust it finds and isn’t oily or greasy.

It’s a good feeling, bringing back quality tools from the brink…..

 

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Indecision

  
Not quite sure which of these to have for lunch, however – being somewhat partial to dancing girls.. – I think I’ll go with the Caen can…

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Anna & Elizabeth: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

Quite wonderful….

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An engineer, a priest, and a doctor…..

…….are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”

The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”

And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”

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