A day in Freiburg

                                   

   

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Lunch at the Millennium, Ingelheim

Pork aspic

Wild herb salad with goats’ cheese au gratin

Variation of trout (grilled, smoked, tartare)

Spaghetti carbonara with zucchini

Bream, roasted potatoes and leaf spinach

Pork grilled with fontina cheese and prosciutto, polenta, leaf spinach

Creme Catalan with plum sorbet

Espresso

Bottle of mineral water

3 glasses of wine

€64

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An engineer dies and goes to Hell

  He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. 

The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up?

The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.”

“What?” says God. “An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.”

The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.”

God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!”

The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

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Buying ceramics is gifting enjoyment

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This is a bit of a worry…

Sounds like she means it, too….

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Hi. My name is Bill Gates…

… Today  I’ll be teaching you how to count to ten.

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

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Those clever people who run FIFA….

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The Onion, a satirical website, ran a story last week about the DoJ indictments and the FIFA executive being panicked into bringing the games forward (by 3 years…) to start on 27 May 2015 and be hosted by the USA (who were leading Germany 12:0 after 3 minutes, having been awarded 12 penalties.

Jack Warner, ex-FIFA vice-president, thought it was real, saying in a rambling 8 minute (now deleted) clip on YouTube while holding a print-out of the article

“….Then I look to see that Fifa has frantically announced, 2015, this year […] the World Cup, beginning May 27. If Fifa is so bad, why is it that the USA wants to keep the Fifa World Cup?”

Will they convict this guy?

Not a chance.

He can plead insanity and they’ll believe him….

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The most famous chord on a 12 string guitar

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Though it’s never early to make a mistake

Roger Chapman and Streetwalker in May 1975

40 years on and it hasn’t lost a thing…

Well, I know that you’re lonely
Come in from the cold
Your shoes may need mending
Your clothes may look old
Won’t you pick up your pieces
It’s never too late
Though it’s never early to make a mistake
As soon as you wait

Although there’s been rain
Is coming again
Changes to be here obviously
Though my friend the sun
Is well on the run
It’s there in the distance
If you care to see

I know that you’re waiting
Come out from your shell
There’ll come a time when you remember it well
Take all the good times from chances you had
Chances you’ll make
Of what you learned from the bad
It’s never so sad

Although there’s been rain
Is coming again
Changes to be here obviously
Though my friend the sun
Is well on the run
It’s there in the distance
If you care to see

[Harmonica solo]

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

If season we’re reason
Then there’ll be no doubt
The sequel of chances were putting you out
But at the question of whether were you’re alive
And see yourself looking straight in his eyes
Don’t you realize?

Although there’s been rain (been rain)
Is coming again (coming again)
Changes to be here obviously
Though my friend the sun (the sun)
Is well on the run (well on the run)
It’s there in the distance
If you care to see

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The Beschissen Curve

 
HT Boingboing 

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