That would be because you turned up too late…

Not in the last 2 world wars (which you did anyway) but after we defined Greenwich as where East and West start

Source: xkcd.com

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My Last Column About the Presidential Election (Really)

President Obama’s fairly grim, toothless, meandering and perfunctory presidency gained excellent contrast from an assemblage of GOP candidates so demented and corrupt that even to so describe them would be an insult to the many hard-working demented and corrupt politicians extant today. It was an array of desperate, shambling criminals (and Jon Huntsman, who presumably was there on a bet) that may have been unprecedented, even in the stinking cesspool of American politics, in its lunatic evil. The “winner” of the GOP race was always going to be the one who didn’t shit themselves on stage. But the GOP itself couldn’t win, because, of the bunch running, the best you could hope for was a candidate who didn’t shit themselves on stage.

Which is exactly what the Republican party got. A man who’s only coherent when he’s lying. Any solid political points he might have made have been washed away in a tide of dissembling, flipflopping and outright bullshitting. Broad swathes of the party fail to summon enthusiasm for him. The Koch brothers, who could surely have amassed mighty forces to Romney’s advantage, have provided only perfunctory support. And his mealymouthing about Big Government have put him on the wrong side of not only New York but also New Jersey, whose well-liked Republican governor Chris Christie has been effusive in his praise of the President even as Romney was being pelted with his own words about disbanding the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

My concern is this. The radical elements in the GOP will be able to claim that Romney was never their guy, and will take the next four years to place some genuine nutters, with serious backing, in line for the 2016 candidacy. Not the scrag-ends and barrel-scrapings they slapped on to the stage for this year’s farce. The idea of the Democrats being conscious and organised enough to have a real player in place for 2016 – because there’s no way in hell they can run Joe Biden — is kind of funny.

 

HT Boing Boing

Source: Vice

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You would be joking….

If Nate Silver at the New York Times FiveThirtyEight (the number of electoral college votes) blog is accurate, I won’t be unhappy.

What concerns me more is the effect that the first presidential debate had on voters – Obama drop from an 97% chance of winning to 60% after something that’s more like “America’s Superstar” than a serious political debate.

I watched the second debate from New Hampshire and was during my entire 8 day stay in the States bombarded day in, day out with political advertising that ranged from “economical with the truth” to downright lying.

And the press doesn’t rip them to bits?

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Stay well away from this stuff…..

Shot through to Le Tigre, a bistro in Haguenau just across the border in France on the way to an exhibition at the Burda Art Museum in Baden-Baden.
As one does…
In the process of ordering the Menu de Jour (3 courses for €10) when the guys next door got darkish beers “Et un Pression comme ça” I fluented.
“Un Picon?”
“Oui”
She said something else (which I OBVIOUSLY didn’t understand), so I gave her the usual goofy foreigner grin and a Gallic shrug.

Off she went.

Quite pleasant.
A bit on the sweet side, but not bad at all.

Now, I’ve READ about spinal anaesthetic, but this is what it must be like.

“Pretty strong stuff” I said to Ms jb. “I think you’re driving”

Not only did it numb my legs, but I kept prodding myself in the eye with my fork.

Recovered enough (a glass of Cotes du Rhon helped) to get back to the car, but I don’t remember much of the next 30 minutes or so (snored, I’m told…).

Looked it up.

It’s a mixture of beer and Sirop de Picon (21%), proportions variable and based on oranges with quinine and gentian thrown in for good measure.

I have a feeling it was close to half and half…

And the guys next door had TWO of them.
And some wine…

And I worked out what the waitress said, too:

“Il va frapper vos chaussettes baise hors”
Google Translate tells me it means “It’ll knock your fucking socks off”

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The flag’s a big plus

 

HT @avlmelbourne

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Allen’s Day

All Saints.

Or All Hallows

Or – if you’re in France – Toussaint

Cue for a song by one of the most gifted songwriters and pianists to come out of New Orleans

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Power of Life. Andreu Alfaro. Mainz

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Not the best time to fix your windscreen wiper

 

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Tunes for a Tuesday – 30 October 2012

 

Autumn Snow – Bison – Quill [Listen]
Stranded In Snowville – The Winter Sounds  – XO For The Holidays Vol. IV [Listen]
Eskimo Snow – Why? – BIRP! Best of 09 [Listen]
Snowmelt – Weed Diamond – BIRP! August 2010 [Listen]
The Last of the Melting Snow – The Leisure Society – Used Hearts / Fresh Starts :: the Fuel/Friends Springtime 2011 Mix [Listen]
Snow (Hey Oh) – Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stadium Arcadium: Jupiter [Listen]
Six feet of snow – Little Feat – Down on the farm [Listen]
Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow (Single Version) – Frank Zappa – Strictly Commercial [Listen]
Frosty the Snowman – The Ronettes – A Christmas Gift for You From Phil Spector [Listen]
Snowballed – AC/DC – For Those About to Rock We Salute You [Listen]

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Bullshit bingo to the power of ten

A tree felled by a forestry company in New Zealand later rolls down a hill, onto a main road and just misses killing a couple in a car.

This is Nelson Forest’s abominable management-speak response:

“We work diligently with all of our contractors to ensure safe production and we are very aware of the critical need to protect members of the public during a roadside operation.

“We are united in our view that we must take this opportunity to learn and use it to strengthen the management of safety in our business.”

“We are building a system of control measures made up of physical structures as well as decisions about what you do and don’t do,” Mr Robinson said.

He said Nelson Forests’ control measures were like slices of swiss cheese, with each level of precaution containing holes.

“Every now and then those holes line up,” he said.

“Decisions could have been made better, and structures could have worked when they were supposed to work.

“We rely on a lot of people and a lot of systems and we are trying to make it work.”

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