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>What are the Windows A: and B: drives used for?

Posted on 12 January, 2011 by jb

> Bloody hell, talk about a digital native… Gather round children and I’ll tell you a story The A: and B: drives were used for data storage media called floppy disks. I’m too young [sic] to have experienced the 8″ … Continue reading →

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>Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette

Posted on 9 January, 2011 by jb

> Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/superfantastic/ If giving up smoking is one of your New Year resolutions, Pfizer has just the thing for you. Chantix Shame about the side-effects, though….. Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts … Continue reading →

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>On getting offside

Posted on 4 January, 2011 by jb

> There are few things that will get you offside quicker in Germany than going to a village butchers 20 minutes before closing and ask for some sliced ham. “Ei, mer habbe doch grad die Maschine saaber g’macht”(Oh no, we’ve … Continue reading →

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>There’s something seriously wrong…

Posted on 27 December, 2010 by jb

> …when bottled water cost €6.40 a litre and vodka costs €12 a litre. This could turn me into a drinker…. Seen at Frankfurt airport

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>Bet he’s a social climber, though

Posted on 22 December, 2010 by jb

> “ “I fly with a low cost airline and happy as Larry to have a job as a pilot. It’s a great job and I earn a descent living. I work hard but before I started flying I worked … Continue reading →

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>Your next Presidentess

Posted on 25 November, 2010 by jb

> Transcript snip from Glenn Beck’s radio show: CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea? PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by … Continue reading →

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>The Tasman District Council writes:

Posted on 22 November, 2010 by jb

>“At this stage the Council has not calculated the final costs of processing your application.  Should the final costs exceed the deposit already paid, then as previously advised, you will be invoiced separately for these costs.  Should the final costs … Continue reading →

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>Dedicated follower of fashion

Posted on 5 November, 2010 by jb

> I’m nothing if not a dedicated follower of fashion. I’m in there right at the start of the season, buying my annual cashmere sweater, having already covered my other requirements (2 new pairs of denims and a pair of … Continue reading →

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>Gin makes you sin…..

Posted on 23 October, 2010 by jb

> …but whiksy makes you friksy

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>A charge of abashed cartage

Posted on 22 October, 2010 by jb

>Classic piece of machine translation (French to English via Portuguese..?)  A charge of abashed cartage acquired the baby aircraft to lose antithesis and tip over in mid-air during an centralized flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo. And The abashed … Continue reading →

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