Tag Archives: WTF

> In French supermarkets, they’ll put the really good stuff (as in “Bordeaux for €70 a bottle” good stuff…) behind glass. Around here, an €8.99 bottle of vodka qualifies as “good stuff” and eminently trouserable. For some people, anyway…

> Law OfficesBedger, Bender & Cahole303 Knave StreetDenverColorado 26 December 1975 Dear SirThis is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein.  The destruction, of course, … Continue reading →

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 24 December 1975 Listen, FuckheadWhat’s with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and ladies?  Some of those broads will never walk again.  Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing … Continue reading →

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 23 December 1975 Your rotten prickNow there’s 10 ladies dancing.  I don’t know why I call those sluts ladies.  They’ve been balling those pipers all night long.  Now the cows can’t sleep and … Continue reading →

> …where do I sign up? HT criggo.com

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 22 December 1975 Hey ShitheadWhat are you?  Some kind of sadist?  Now there’s nine pipers playing.  And Christ, do they play.  They’ve never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning.  … Continue reading →

> From the Aer Lingus website: Check-in Information Passengers must check-in prior to the scheduled departure time This is such a BFO, but I guess when you’re dealing with the Irish….

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 21 December 1975 OK BusterI think I prefer the birds.  What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking?  It’s not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, … Continue reading →

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 20 December 1975 JohnWhat’s with you and those fucking birds???  Seven swans a-swimming.  What kind of God damned joke is this?  There’s bird shit all over the house and they never stop with … Continue reading →

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 19 December 1975 Dear JohnWhen I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.  So you’re back to the birds again, huh?  Those geese are huge.  Where will … Continue reading →