>12 days of Christmas – #10


Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley

23 December 1975

Your rotten prick
Now there’s 10 ladies dancing.  I don’t know why I call those sluts ladies.  They’ve been balling those pipers all night long.  Now the cows can’t sleep and they’ve got diarrhea.  My living room is a river of shit.  They Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouln’t be condemned.
I’m sticking the police on you.

One who means it,

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