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Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley
Colorado

21 December 1975

OK Buster
I think I prefer the birds.  What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking?  It’s not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their God damned cows.  There’s shit all over the lawn, and I can’t move in my own house.  Just lay off me, smartass.

Agnes