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Given the nature of the asylum, it's festooned with grab-handles, emergency bell-pulls and panic buttons for those 'Oooooops' moments.

Something you DON'T want to do,though, is to bump this button with your head (or elbow or whatever) in the middle of the night.

They had the defibrillator pads on me within seconds amd it was only through my energetic protests that I was able to avoid immediate cardio-vascular surgery…..