Monthly Archives: December 2009

>12 days of Christmas – #9

Posted on 22 December, 2009 by jb

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 22 December 1975 Hey ShitheadWhat are you?  Some kind of sadist?  Now there’s nine pipers playing.  And Christ, do they play.  They’ve never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning.  … Continue reading →

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>Only the Irish

Posted on 21 December, 2009 by jb

> From the Aer Lingus website: Check-in Information Passengers must check-in prior to the scheduled departure time This is such a BFO, but I guess when you’re dealing with the Irish….

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>12 days of Christmas – #8

Posted on 21 December, 2009 by jb

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 21 December 1975 OK BusterI think I prefer the birds.  What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking?  It’s not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, … Continue reading →

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>Eh?

Posted on 20 December, 2009 by jb

>I thought it was Boeing showing a touch of irony, but they’re talking about the 737.Not the 787.(A mere 2 years behind schedule…) – Posted using BlogPress

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>12 days of Christmas – #7

Posted on 20 December, 2009 by jb

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 20 December 1975 JohnWhat’s with you and those fucking birds???  Seven swans a-swimming.  What kind of God damned joke is this?  There’s bird shit all over the house and they never stop with … Continue reading →

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>12 days of Christmas – #6

Posted on 19 December, 2009 by jb

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 19 December 1975 Dear JohnWhen I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps.  So you’re back to the birds again, huh?  Those geese are huge.  Where will … Continue reading →

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>Does this mean….

Posted on 18 December, 2009 by jb

> ……that they GIVE me the laptop AND €500 as well? No, I didn’t think so either…..

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>This is the life

Posted on 18 December, 2009 by jb

>Afternoon tea. Half a dozen huitres and a glass of Vernatsch – Posted using BlogPress

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>Peace on earth…

Posted on 18 December, 2009 by jb

>and goodwill to all mankind is all very well, but it doesn’t stretch to the womenkind of the family who are 30 minutes overdue from “I’m just having a look” expedition in -3 Celcius temperatures – Posted using BlogPress from … Continue reading →

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>12 days of Christmas – #5

Posted on 18 December, 2009 by jb

> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 18 December 1975 Dearest John What a surprise!  Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger.  You’re just impossible, but I love it.  Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning … Continue reading →

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