Category Archives: Bad joke alert

Um…..

Posted on 24 January, 2013 by jb

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One of the IT security people at a company I worked for told me this one: They were doing password audits and found an employee with this classic: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon” Asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her … Continue reading →

“But why “PMT”….?

Posted on 27 December, 2012 by jb

A dad writes: “My annual pilgrimage to the shops is at Christmas. All I have to do is to get a gift for my wife, chosen expressly by our 9-year-old son. This year, my son could not be dissuaded from … Continue reading →

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Indeed

Posted on 24 December, 2012 by jb

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The Holly and the ID

Posted on 24 December, 2012 by jb

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Too true

Posted on 19 December, 2012 by jb

Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy, but remember the prick’s name. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble … Continue reading →

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The Morse Code anagrammed

Posted on 13 December, 2012 by jb

…. . .-. . / -.-. — — . / – …. . / -.. — – … (Here come the dots)

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Worried your pension will run short?

Posted on 13 December, 2012 by jb

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says that there’s no nursing home available for you – what do you do? Senior Health Care Solution Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. … Continue reading →

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A riddle

Posted on 28 November, 2012 by jb

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is … Continue reading →

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Exercise for people over 50

Posted on 25 November, 2012 by jb

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you … Continue reading →

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