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Category Archives: Geriatric rantings
The Avis scam
This post was originally to let off steam about an obvious attempt to palm me off an obviously damaged car and later ping me for the repair bill. It’s since developed into a running commentary on what appears to be … Continue reading
Posted in Bastards, Geriatric rantings, WTF
Tagged Auckland, avis, Birmingham, Having a moan, Los Angeles, Manchester, scam
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Them tea towel flag blues
That nice Mr Key He do hate that Union Jack Yeah that nice Mr Key He just loath that Union Jack Goes for tea with the Queen Ain’t never getting invited back Jenny Shipley she do hate that colonial flag … Continue reading
Posted in Geriatric rantings, Politics, This is New Zealand
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I’m not sure….
….if this is REALLY in the spirit of organics and sustainabiity and stuff. Individually wrapped kumara (sweet potato)? In plastic?
Posted in Airheads, Geriatric rantings, WTF
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Whole Foods is schizophrenic
They have a cool sign like this in their Portland, Maine store. But then they ID me for beer. I point out that I’ve been 21 since halfway through the last century and it’s blatantly obvious if they’d just LOOK … Continue reading
Posted in Fools I have met, Geriatric rantings, This is America
Tagged Maine, Portland, Whole Food
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Drives me up the bloody wall…
I do most of my banking via a local outfit that’s pretty good if you get hold of clued up people. (Jennifer Grübel is clued up) Get a phone call in June telling me that I need to migrate … Continue reading
Posted in Fools I have met, Geriatric rantings
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Bloody artists……
They drive you round the twist! I collect ceramics, do the marketing for a ceramics fair and design and manage websites for potters I like, a lot of it pro bono This is what you’re up against. Part One Offered … Continue reading
Posted in Airheads, Bloody hell, Geriatric rantings
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This is a con……
If you want to fly Air New Zealand from San Francisco to Auckland in mid February i.e. after the school holidays have finished, you’ll find some great deals. They even say so themselves. Try and select a seat, though, and … Continue reading
Posted in Bastards, Geriatric rantings, Uncategorized
Tagged air new zealand, Contrick, Rippoff
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Surprises me not one bit….
He’s probably had his Opinel stolen from his CHECKED baggage twice in the last 8 months when departing from LAX. Complain to TSA and they demand that you prove negligence before they’ll investigate…….. Bastards.
Posted in Away, Bastards, Geriatric rantings
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Bastards I have met
This one takes a bit of beating. Germany’s a world-leader in renewable energy – more solar and wind farms than you can shake a stick at. Obviously doesn’t come cheap and producers are subsidised generously so someone has to pay … Continue reading
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Shouting at the……..
….TV (or wireless…er…radio…) is what we geriatrics do quite frequently. Yesterday I starting shouting at the windscreen. Driving from the east coast to Birmingham on the A14 – cruise control set at 70 mph – and I slow down at … Continue reading
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