Tag Archives: WTF

>A SQL query walks into a bar.

Posted on 13 April, 2010 by jb

> He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?” Tables: “Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”

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>The ultimate definition of "Nerd"

Posted on 31 March, 2010 by jb

> This really quite good, actually Full story here

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>Just WHAT are they thinking?

Posted on 25 March, 2010 by jb

> This puts New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc firmly in the same price/perceived quality bracket as Lambrusco and Blue Nun. Germany made exactly the same mistake in the 1970s and 80s by flooding the UK and US markets with unpotable stuff … Continue reading →

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>Insomnia?

Posted on 18 March, 2010 by jb

>  Try Lunesta Minimal side effects Walking, eating, driving or engaging in other activities while asleep without remembering it the next day have been reported. Other abnormal behaviors include aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations and confusion. In depressed patients, worsening of depression including … Continue reading →

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>Origin of the species

Posted on 17 March, 2010 by jb

> Ms jb’s lurking around the Origins store in the Manhattan Village Mall. Despite having a really good tan, she’s looking for a bronzing cream. “Not an EXTREME one” she says ” I don’t want to end up looking like … Continue reading →

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>I’ll give you $52…

Posted on 9 March, 2010 by jb

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>Not that I can do much about it, but…..

Posted on 15 February, 2010 by jb

> ..I’m not too happy with my ISP. It’s not that I actually CHOSE them, either. I was with Tiscali for ages and a day, before they went toes up and I found myself a Freenet customer. I even switched … Continue reading →

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>Those strange Australians

Posted on 11 February, 2010 by jb

> Bureaucrats are funny bunch no matter where you go, but for sheer dimness, I think Australian Immigration takes the cake. Mrs jb is applying for an eVisitor permit. All very slick, efficient and online. Except when you come to … Continue reading →

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>Bad Ad

Posted on 7 February, 2010 by jb

> Which bright spark came up with this one…?

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>I’ve been talking to DAVE.

Posted on 6 February, 2010 by jb

> Or maybe it was HAL I think that it’s most likely Rajiv in Bangalore I’m looking save some money (€50 isn’t to be sneezed at these days….) by buying one of these thingies in America instead of here. I … Continue reading →

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