Category Archives: Bastards

Not that we live in a high crime area…..

Posted on 23 August, 2021 by jb

…but I’m not taking any chances. Let’s see the buggers stroll off with my MacBook Air….

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April Fool’s. In August?

Posted on 17 August, 2021 by jb

This is the German phonetic alphabet. It’s no good. No longer fit for purpose. Has to be changed, because it still reflects the anti-Semitic changes made in 1934 – “David” became “Dora”, “Nathan” became “Nordpol”. There’s also a gender imbalance … Continue reading →

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Bloody cats……

Posted on 22 June, 2019 by jb

I’m on record as being a dyed-in-the-wool cat-hater. They’re without exception devious, self-centred, manipulative, murderous shits. Give me a decent-sized dog  (Labrador/Retriever or similar) any day… The place we rented in Roussillon has this resident-in-charge, Blacky. Lurked around the place … Continue reading →

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You know you’re in Fr.. er..anywhere #15

Posted on 14 June, 2019 by jb

..when your swimming pool has 10 loungers, 8 of which have been towelled/badetuched* by the sodding Krauts-in-residence (Ms jb excluded) * https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5934002/How-the-Germans-won-the-War-of-the-Beach-Towels.html

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The Avis scam

Posted on 10 May, 2018 by jb

This post was originally to let off steam about an obvious attempt to palm me off an obviously damaged car and later ping me for the repair bill. It’s since developed into a running commentary on what appears to be … Continue reading →

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Now you see it……

Posted on 17 March, 2016 by jb

…now you don’t. Good deed for the day…

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How true….

Posted on 14 February, 2016 by jb
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Think how dim….

Posted on 22 December, 2015 by jb

   …the average person is and then realise that 50% are even dimmer. They’re people Pak’n’Save targets Prepacked, imported,  $6.29 a pack.  Or $12.58 per kg…..

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Why you can’t trust Congress

Posted on 8 October, 2015 by jb

In a hearing to attempt to defund Planned Parenthood, (a non-profit organization that provides reproductive health as well as maternal health services in the U.S. and internationally),  a Republican Congressman showed this chart, purporting to demonstrate that the organisation was … Continue reading →

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Greek tragedy

Posted on 17 July, 2015 by jb

This is how it works: find someone/s in a previous Greek government with a high degree of dodginess, bung them unmercifully to ramp up the purchase price (the more they spend, the more bung they get…) and all of a … Continue reading →

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