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Monthly Archives: December 2009
>Fairytale of New York
> Best Christmas song ever by a drunk man with bad teeth.
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>12 days of Christmas – #12
> Law OfficesBedger, Bender & Cahole303 Knave StreetDenverColorado 26 December 1975 Dear SirThis is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, … Continue reading
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>12 days of Christmas – #11
> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 24 December 1975 Listen, FuckheadWhat’s with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing … Continue reading
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>I like Christmas
>Ozzie Osbourne doesn’t. He reckons that his best Christmas was 6 years ago when he was in a coma after an accident. And then of course no gossip column would be complete without Paris Hilton, who supposedly believed in Santa … Continue reading
>Not around here….
> According to supermarkets in Britain, sales of premium lavatory paper increase substantially in December as families try to impress their in-laws, parents and other guests they will welcome into their home at Christmas. Sales of filter coffee and Earl … Continue reading
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>Rage Against The Mediocre
> Thank goodness for small mercies. There’s a tradition in the UK that the #1 Christmas song (in recent years, at least) has to be vacuous, innocuous, innoffensive and musically worthless. Most recently, it’s been provided by the winner of … Continue reading
>12 days of Christmas – #10
> Miss Agnes McHolstein69 Cash AvenueBeaver ValleyColorado 23 December 1975 Your rotten prickNow there’s 10 ladies dancing. I don’t know why I call those sluts ladies. They’ve been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can’t sleep and … Continue reading
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>Failing to plan is planning to fail
> Mrs jb dug up a recipe from an English magazine for classy Christmas cookies. English. Now that should have been a warning. Not that the Poms can’t cook (some – quite a few, actually – can), but there’s a … Continue reading
>This hurts my brain
> My first PC (1987) didn’t even have a hard drive. I ran programs off of and stored data on a single 720KB 5.25″ floppy disk. Then I went mad and bought a 1.44MB 3.5″ disk drive. Cost DM500 which … Continue reading
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